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Ever Wonder... Ever Wonder...why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Ever Wonder...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Ever Wonder...why you don't ever see the headline, "Psychic Wins Lottery?" Ever Wonder...why "abbreviated" is such a long word? Ever Wonder...why it is that doctors call what they do "practice?" Ever Wonder...why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid is made with real lemons? Ever Wonder...why the man who invests all your money is called a broker? Ever Wonder...why the time of day with the slowest traffic is called rush hour? Ever Wonder...why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food? Ever Wonder...why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes? Ever Wonder...why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Ever Wonder...why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Ever Wonder...why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? Ever Wonder...if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? Ever Wonder...if flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? |