Ef I wus one o' them chemist fellars th' first thing thet I would try t' annylize would be th' secret o' what most resturant coffee ez made of. These air lean times sez Opal Mowe, most ever' woman ez tryin' t' reduce. Translation for city slickers (non-hill people): If I was a chemist, I would try to analyze the secret to restaurant coffee. These are lean times, says Opal Mowe, most every woman is trying to reduce (lose weight). |